Plastic People

Why do Christians think plastic is good?

Why do we think it is all about looking perfect?

Why do we put on stupid, syrupy sweet faces, say we are coming from God and then take a swipe at someone because they don’t look as perfectly plastic as we?

Why do we make up rules for how everyone should behave and then beat them to death until they look as plastic as we do?  Why are we more concerned with the painted plastic on the outside and miss the hollowed out inside?

Why would we rather blather about our black and white, plastic theology than care for another human being who is made out of flesh?

Someone should remind us that plastic people are dead.

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Press Release

For immediate release to the press regarding the continued illness of the church.

Thank you, family, friends and members of the media for your continued care for our troubled patient. 

After the tumor was removed, the patient is stabilized and making some improvements.  Vital signs are a little shaky.  While removal of the tumor makes life possible, there are still some significant barriers to a full recovery.  Among them:

General lack of activity in the central nervous system. We are unable to determine the ultimate cause of this, but for years, the patient has not been able to communicate internally.  There is activity in the head, and significant brain function but the head communicates ineffectively if at all with the body.  The result is the body does not even know the head is still attached.

We must take immediate action to reroute the nerves and establish communication on a number of levels.  The head is not opposed in principle, but has reservations about actually doing anything proactive.

Psychotic narcissism. The patient believes she is perfect and steadfastly refuses to acknowledge any faults.  The patient is trying to tightly control any news of the tumor for fear people will think the whole head is full of them.  So the patient closes her eyes and keeps repeating, “I am perfect.  I am perfect.”

Somehow we must get the patient to realize that having imperfections is just part of being alive–and being real.  Believing yourself perfect only makes you appear foolish because it is only your mirror that doesn’t reveal imperfections.

Sometimes it is even the imperfections that make you attractive.

Sadly, this is not even just effecting the head where the tumor was, but it effects the whole body.  Every part believes (or at least says) it to be perfect.  Well, not perfect, because only the Great Physician is perfect, but they believe themselves free from any consequential defect since their first checkup.

Projected psychotic narcissism. Though rare, this disorder manifests itself by not only believing oneself to be perfect, but believing everyone else in the body should also be perfect.  It is one thing to have faults or illnesses before you came to the Great Physician, but if you exhibit any kind of illness or fault afterwards, the effected part can only be treated with disdain and ultimately with amputation.

One part of the body actually said, “I don’t want to know that any part of the body has illness–it is not supposed to be that way.  I just can’t respect an imperfect part.”  When asked about her own imperfections, she became flustered and began to chant, “I am perfect.” over and over.

For treatment of the above and other symptoms, we have consulted with the Great Physician and we trust He will make further diagnosis and treat accordingly.  Our hope is the patient will follow the treatment plan He implements.

 

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Black and White

Many years ago we adults were in a room talking about television.  We were talking about current television shows and someone mentioned an old show.  Their son came walking through and added to the conversation, “I don’t like gray shows.”

Gray?  We always called them black and white.

But they are not black and white.  Black and white pictures are comics.  They don’t really bear much connection to reality–mere sketches of our world.  We prefer gray photos and films because they are more real.  We want real.

Like my friend’s son recognized.  Gray is not as good as color.

We all have color televisions now.  We would rather watch television in color because our world is not black and white and it is not gray either.  Our world is in living color.  We prefer color over gray because color is more real.  We want to real.

The rage in the theaters is now 3D.

In fact, electronics stores are filling with 3D TVs.  We would rather watch movies in 3d (and pay substantially more) because our world is not black and white, not gray, and not merely color either.  Our world is 3D.  We prefer 3D because 3D is more real.  We want real.

3D color films are great because they are the most real media we have.

But they are still just films.  The characters still speak rehearsed lines.  The stories are still scripted.  The scenes are still staged.  They are still not real.

However great our technology, however clever our writers, they still only partially capture the depth of reality.  Reality is far too complex to capture by exposing film or compiling pixels.

Reality is, well, real.

I wonder if there are people out there insisting that the best films are comics.  I wonder if there is anyone who insists that comics are real and real is somehow inferior.

I doubt it.

I remember loving black and white theology.

Black and white seemed so good to me.  But at some point, I realized my black and white arguments lacked some connections with reality.  It seemed that there were more dimensions to reality than simply black and white.

I had to be careful even thinking such things.  I was afraid admitting shades of gray would make me less of a Christian.

The more I lived, the more I realized that reality was actually more complex than even shades of gray.  There was color.

Black and white, shades of gray, and even color began to feel less and less real.  I wanted real.

It was easy having a black and white theology when I was a teenager.  It was easy having a black and white theology when I was in college and everything was theoretical.  It is not so easy now.  Deeper theology begins to take into account the nuances of shades of gray and then color and even 3D.

But it is still rehearsed.  Scripted.  Staged.  It still lacks something that makes it real.

When you actually do ministry, when you actually start putting all of that theology to work in the church, you find out the missing element was people.  Real people add a depth to theology books and preachers can only dream of–even if they dream in 3D.

I grew up frightened that I might slip off the narrow path of orthodoxy and lose my salvation–so I stuck with black and white.  I am not there any more.

It is not that I don’t believe in right and wrong, nor is it that I am soft on understanding, it is simply that I recognize the world is far more complex than black and white. God is bigger than my comic book depictions of Him (which is why the Sherwood Baptist Church movies are so hollow.)

As I have come to know people who have variant theologies–some charismatic, some liberation, some ultra-conservative, some liberal, some Calvinistic, some Wesleyan–I have found believers in all of those groups.  Their theology does not line up with the black and white theology I subscribed to when I was younger (not even necessarily with my current theological constructs), but when I see them in flesh and bone Something is different.  What is different is that these are real people with real faith.  Their faith is very, very real and they have helped me follow Jesus with more integrity and passion.  Real is better than black and white.

Black and white is the stuff of comics.  It is not the substance of faith.  Faith is real.

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N.T. Wright on Hell

I love this guy. He is such a powerful voice among scholars.

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Eternal Life

I don’t know what real loneliness is. For over 20 years I have been married to my best friend. We have a very rich life. We drink coffee. We go on walks. We share the deepest parts of ourselves. I don’t know what loneliness is.

It doesn’t matter to me, though. I don’t have to know loneliness to appreciate marriage.

I don’t even have to know other people experience loneliness. In fact, as I look at my marriage, I wish everyone in the world could experience the kind of intimate connection we have. The deep friendship is that good.

The fulfillment of marriage is not realized and enjoyed because there is a thing called loneliness. It is fulfilling because it is. God made us for it. It is part of humanity the way it was intended. Loneliness is less than God wants for us and the further we get from what God made us for, the less we are fulfilled and the less human we are.

It is not at all unlike eternal life.

I am enjoying the discussion here and elsewhere generated by Rob Bell’s book. One of the things that disturbs me is the doggedness with which some want to hold to Hell. And by “hell,” I mean the current evangelical version that insists that everyone who doesn’t __________ will burn forever in eternal, conscious suffering at the hand of God.

As I have already so eloquently said, I don’t know exactly what I believe about Hell. In truth, I am not sure it is really knowable. It got me wondering if I was somehow diminishing the work of God by my lack of understanding.

I get that I am saved from sin, judgment and Hell. But I don’t think that is the point.

I am betrothed. I am adopted. I am redeemed. I am justified. I am grafted. I am known. I am loved. I am saved.

I don’t need to know or understand the flip side of all those things to appreciate what I have. I am experiencing the eternal life of God–right now and forever. It is enough for me.

I suppose when I courted and eventually proposed to the woman who would be my wife I might have thought about loneliness, but I don’t remember that. What I remember was wanting, more than anything in the world, to be with this person the rest of my life. Being with her was enough.

I don’t follow Jesus because if I don’t I will be lost to Hell. I follow Jesus because it is what I was made to do. It is where I find real fulfillment. It is where I find real life. That is enough.

I love being a follower of Jesus. It is so fulfilling, I would love for everyone in the world–indeed, everyone who ever lived to experience it. It is that good. If there is a way for God allow that to happen, I will rejoice (at least I hope I would. I don’t need people to be in Hell for me to experience eternal life with God (Heaven).

I know there is a Hell. I know there is a place where people do not know Jesus and do not want to be a part of His Kingdom. I don’t understand them. I don’t know what it is like. I don’t need to know.

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Heard at the Office…

a man was talking to our secretary. “Do you know why we don’t have an actual picture of Jesus? It is because if we did, we would worship it.”

I always figured it was because there were no cameras.

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Rob Bell Video for Eklund

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This is for Ecklund. I guess the rest of you can watch it if you want! :)

It is empty for the first 11 mins and then it gets good.

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